"We wanted to travel to Budapest, Hungary, but dipshit got the wrong tickets and we ended up in Bucharest, Romania. Kareem thought they were the same places. Ok, so he has the I.Q. of a Frisbee.

After a grueling night of partying, the next morning my ape friend and I were sitting around in our hotel room, when an exotic raven-haired maid stumbled into our room by mistake.

Our course we didn't want to miss out on a potential opportunity, so we fed her as many cheese lines as possible in hopes that she'd want us. That is when fucking Kareem opened his mouth and said, and I quote, "I'll let you touch my dick." Oh yes, he actually said this. Presuming that the euro-maid would jump at the opportunity. Instead, she left.

However, I had a notion that she would return…and return she did. She started cleaning our pigsty and ended up trying to play us like the fools we are and steal our cash! When we caught her in the act, we gave her an ultimatum: Either we turn you into the Romanian KGB..or bang us?!

Since her life couldn't possible get any worse, she went with "B." Yes Regis...that was her final answer."