Before my buddy and I took over the biz, these two friends of mine were our inspiration. The following are quotes from them:

"We were watching this babe for like, almost an hour while she waited for her lame boyfriend...trying not to appear to resemble creepy stalkers. When he finally showed up, she told him off! So Andrew and I made our move. I pleaded for Kareem not to speak, since he resemples an ape.

I don't know if she was just trying to get back at her ex, (then again, I don't give a shit) but she really liked the rough stuff and had no problem tag teaming the two of us in every hole. Er, wait...that sounded kinda gay. I meant, tag teaming HER in every hole. There, that's better."