"My Ape friend went out solo this time. "It" was on his way to a trendy club, when his Hobbit foot happened to crush a poor unsuspecting women named Ingrid. As she was reluctant in agony, Kareem picked her up an carried her to our apartment. Ever see the movie, "Quest for Fire?" Where the caveman grabbed his mate from afar, carried them back to his refuge and infiltrated her hairy ass? Well, kinda' like that.

I was introduced to the picture when they arrived at my place and we thought it'd be cool to offer her $5 to fuck us. That's the going rate in Prague.