"While my obnoxious friend and I were sightseeing the day before we departed Germany, Sharon wandered down the cobblestone sidewalk and agreed to snap off a few pics of beast-man and I. After explaining to her in sign language for retards that we were leaving the next day, we invited her back to our place for a little cheap wine party. Before she reluctantly agreed to come with us, Kareem's charm shined as he performed his best "hiel Hitler" impersonation for Sharon...since she was German. We proceeded back to our place and fed her a lot of cheap wine, in which we bought at the bargain store around the alley. We told her it was one year old, ancient Cabernet wine from the vineyards of Tijuana, Arizona. Since all German women are alcoholics, she got drunk and fucked us both."